Episodes
Episode 13 – The Season Finale Hootenanny!
It’s the end of season 1! Tom and Mike invite their dear friends Rick, Dan, and Fran in for jocularity, mayhem, and an honest and frank discussion about the state of education in America today. Yeah, we didn’t see that comin...
Episode 12 – La Cage Aux Manchot
Recorded on Buyer’s Remorse Saturday, Tom and Mike drink while capturing the true spirit of Thanksgiving by discussing mongoose poop coffee, violent Boston turkey attacks, adorable gay Dutch penguin crimes, and some drunk dud...
Episode 11 – Politics and Beer? Of Course They Go Together!
It had to happen eventually, but as season one winds down, Tom and Mike get in a discussion about the US response to COVID. Leading up to a rare serious moment are exploding port-a-potties, a quadriplegic DUI, stealing a car ...
Episode 10 – It’s the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown
It’s Tom and Mike’s first Halloween Special! Enjoy a discussion about this year’s “sexy” costume assortment is a terrible display of how far we’ve declined as a society, and then listen to some heartfelt stories of how adult...
Episode 9 – Rachel Cronin Stays Up Late and Tells It Like It Is
Tom and Mike welcome Rachel Cronin into the studio and we catch up with what she’s been up to, chat about the teacher life in the New Normal, and then mock some drug addled felons. Oh, there may be talk of brewing beer with ...
Episode 8 – The One With The TV Shows
Tom and Mike examine a survey determining the most overrated TV show by state. “Examine” isn’t quite right…they talk about how stupid some of the choices are. So come on in and enjoy listening to them insult other people’s ...
Episode 7 – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dan Rockwell
Put your feet up, grab your favorite cocktail (or a few…this is Episodus Maxiumus) and enjoy stories from Dan Rockwell as we divulge into various and sundry topics. Oh, and there’s drunken pandemic parties that lead to house...
Episode 6 – #PositivePeg and the Power of Properly Performed Marketing
Peggy McCort is here this episode! Woo! Adding a splash of #PositivePeg to the #NegativeNancys that reside here. Then there’s a commercial (#boooring) then we talk about multiple #naked men doing weird things, a drunk monk...
Episode 5 – Oh hey, it’s Rick Tanski! Hi Rick!
Tom and Mike invite Rick to hang out, talk about 3 decades in the education system, and discuss relaxed vaccination schedules, licking toilet seats, leaving your loaded gun in a middle school bathroom, and topless rampages in...
Episode 4 – The Provocative Candelabra and Other Tales of Woe
In this episode, Tom and Mike discuss calling 911 to help find your hoodie…a lot, doing Tik Tok challenges for fun and profit, having relationships with inanimate objects, and a naked dude breaking into a funeral home.
Episode 3 – Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
Un-denuding corn cobs for fun and profit, Canada’s stupidest teen, do possum go to heaven, toking at grandma’s, bobblehead handies, and THEN the alcohol kicks in.
Episode 2 – Ohio=North Florida
Tom and Mike discuss face tats, self-pleasure in the library, gravity vs. inmate, and uncomfortable living arrangements.
Episode 1 – Nobody Eats the Neck
Tom and Mike spend some time explaining the concept of the show and the history of the name, then spiral out of control and land on a bird poop mountain.